'Deadpool' is an R-rated film, a superhero one at that, yet it has spectacularly managed to wow the audiences so much that it has now become the world’s highest grossing R-rated film of all time. Truth be told, 'Deadpool' is awesome.

It’s definitely my all-time favourite superhero film, all thanks to its funnily foul-mouthed protagonist. And while a great deal of it comes from Ryan Reynolds’ physical display of humour, most of the credit goes to its dialogues.

Not only is Deadpool insanely sarcastic, eccentric and fu*king hilarious, he is also incredibly deep and real too. This is exactly why we decided to make a list of such quotes that pretty much make this film a must, must-watch.

1. Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.

2. I do not hate everything about the world. Just every show they've ever put on after 'Friends'.



3. Ajax: “Do you have an off switch?”



Deadpool: “It’s right next to the prostate, or is that the on switch?”

4. Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo.



5. You're probably thinking "Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie"? I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with 'pullverine.'”



6. Wow, this is such a big house, but I only ever see the two of you here. It's like the studio didn't have enough money for any more X-Men.





7. I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it. They made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent.



8. You don’t need to be a superhero to get the girl, the right girl will bring out the hero in you.





9. WAIT! You may be wondering why the red suit. Well, that's so bad guys don't see me bleed.



[Points at a thug on the left]

This guy's got the right idea... He wore the brown pants!

10. Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible... and completely unfuckable.



11. I don't want to go to Mexico for treatment. Do you know what the Spanish word is for cancer? El cancer



12. Your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas. Can I come and visit you between the holidays?





13. I didn't ask to be super, and I'm no hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a fucking superhero.



14. Looks *are* everything. You ever heard David Beckham speak? It's like he mouth-sexed a can of helium. Think Ryan Reynolds got this far on his superior acting method?



Photo credits: © 20th Century Fox

This article originally appeared on MensXP.